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The only vibrating insertables I’ve ever truly loved (with vibration on, specifically) were the Fun Factory Big Boss, We-Vibe Rave, LELO Mona 2, and Fun Factory Tiger G5.
Being a professional masturbator isn’t always sunshine and roses, but it has its perks…
like that one time a stranger gifted me a $1,300 sex machine. Check out my in-depth beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and blogging and my online course for budding sex bloggers! I store most of my toys in plastic drawers, as you can see here, in a sweet walk-in closet in my office in my house.
Another person found a definition of epiphora in the book that I absolutely love, and that I have stolen as though it was what I meant in the first place: “a change or shift of distance bringing two heterogeneous things close to reveal their kinship.” back to top ↑ I wrote a big long post about my journey here. I was quite inexperienced with sex toys and only owned one, the Turbo Glider, but when I saw an opportunity to get free toys in exchange for writing reviews for an online sex toy shop, I was all over that shit.
I’ve always loved writing, masturbating, and voicing my opinion, so it made sense.
The Pure Wand is a G-spotting god that glides with much ease, but lightweight Seduction is also very intense.
Fun Factory Stronic Eins if I want to be lazy and let the toy thrust for me. The Twist offers the most unique sensation, as I actually do “twist” it against my G-spot.
All I needed to do was learn more about the sex toy industry, so I devoured information about it along the way.
In fall of 2008, I launched this blog — and have been rabidly collecting and reviewing sex toys here ever since.
I spray the toy down, let it sit for a few minutes, then rinse thoroughly. But usually I know when I’ve used the toy enough times to fully understand my feelings about it.
Sometimes it takes weeks, sometimes it takes months.
I keep my lube in an converted automatic dispenser.